1. Artsy bath picture with bae

    Artsy bath picture with bae

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  2. gameofchrons:

    is this what having a penis is like 

    image

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  4. k1mkardashian:

    linsdaylohan:

    where is their academy award

    my non-problematic white faves

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  5. knitmeapony:

    egobus:

    one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

    Excellent parenting.

    How does one set a hose to pressure wash

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  6. crocobaby:

    Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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  8. mallomallo:

I miss the old rihanna

    mallomallo:

    I miss the old rihanna

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    photo

    photo

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  10. showered-flowers:

    have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

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